Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Sunday, August 23, 2009
Italian Fathers Rights tries to set himself alight
The video was placed on youtube to gain sympathy for fathers rights. Little is said about why he was not allowed to see the children or his aggressive behavior on live television. 
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
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Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Fathers4justice makes a paternity claim
Fathers 4 Justice parent claims Jacksons kids are his
Written by Not The Nine O'clock News 
London: Who will get Wackos Kids? ... is the question on everyone's lips tonight, after the death of the pop prince from a heart attack yesterday.
Mark Russell of UK pressure group Fathers 4 Justice, a group which holds wacky daredevil stunts on top of buildings in superhero outfits to promote their campaign for fathers rights, has stepped forward and claimed that Wacko Jackos kids are his.
It has long been alleged, by other spurious sources, that the three children actually might not be Michael Jacksons and that they are a result of artificial insemination from another source. Russell claims that he is the man who tossed himself off into a test tube years ago when he was skint and that he is the natural father. He is even prepared to go to extreme lengths to prove his paternity
"I'll even do Jeremy Kyle's Lie Detector test live on TV to prove it" said Russell as he dangled 60ft from Big Ben wearing an Elvis Presley outfit, with the words "The ONLYKing of Pop" sewn into his Elvis cape, in a massive snub to Jackson.
"I've already done the Jeremy Kyle DNA test and that was a positive, now I'm gonna step forward and do the lie detector too. I know it's a tough call but the Fathers 4 Justice will save the day", he beamed in a superhero voice.
"If that doesn't help then I'm prepared to hijack a 747 from Heathrow tomorrow, fly it into Jacksons Neverland Ranch and land it on his front lawn. From there I'm gonna kung fu kick the security guards out the way, disable the alarm system by mind control, unlock the the two big safe doors to the west wing with a pencil, then run in to my kids and shout "Heeeeeeeeere's Daddy"
The alleged mother of two of the children, Demi Rower was allegedly heard to say "If Russell comes forward and proves he is the father, then I want compensation from someone, probably either a magazine or TV show, for him not being a wealthy enough dad. A girl needs new shoes you know"
AS news filtered through later that Jacksons Doctor was the last person with him when he died and that he had administered an injection to Jackson one hour earlier,Justice 4 Doctors Allegedly Involved In Michael Jacksons Death was formed.
Doctor Conran Murphy, the Doctor allegedly involved in Michael Jacksons death, issued a statement whilst wearing a batman outfit from atop of Nasa's Latest Moon-Walk Rocket project, - "Michael Jackson had phoned Boyz-2-Men thinking it was a home delivery service. When he was told it was a pop band, he was devastated and keeled over. I managed to resuscitate him with an injection of adrenalin, but he became so flustered later, his nose melted and choked him, I'm innocent"
The paternity suit continues....
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Sunday, June 21, 2009
Women: Don't Join Mens Rights Groups
Shocking before and after animation of Sue Price. Poor Sue. She will now have to get a beard trimmer every day for the rest of her life
Teri Stoddard seemed to grow a public hair like beard.
Teri Stoddard seemed to grow a public hair like beard.
Monday, June 8, 2009
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Saturday, May 9, 2009
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Michael Smurphy aka BlueBalls
Michael you are truly an anomaly. If you type "Michael Murphy" into Google Images websearch, 99% of the guys it shows are hot or bordering on hot. And then your photo shows up and you let the team down! Shame.
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Friday, February 20, 2009
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
The Real Reason why Michael Murphy is Angry...
Nothing hurts a man's ego more than a woman preferring a woman over him eh Michael?
Monday, January 12, 2009
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